Sorry about the address being tampaxflorida.wordpress.com. Tampaflorida was taken.
When I was 12 tampax was a very embarrassing word and I could not fathom how a place could have a name so close to it. Obviously I hadn’t heard of Dildo, Newfoundland.
I leave tomorrow and am due to stay two months. A friend’s Dad has a trailer in a gated community and I can stay there pretty much for nothing. My plan is not to name the place. I’ll call it The Compound.